How I Got In Jail

I woke up on a Saturday morning just like I always did, but this one was very different. It started with waking up to finding myself cold  and achy. When I opened my eyes, I realized that I was laying on a hard surface  and not my comfortable mattress at home. I did not have any blankets on me, so that is why I was very cold. So I was very confused as to where I was. So I got up and walked around the room and suddenly I saw metal bars and  realized that I was locked up in a jail cell. So I was thinking, how did I get in jail? So I looked through my pockets of my clothing, to see if there were any items to help me solve the mystery of why I was in jail. I was able to find five items. The first item I found was my  cell phone. I remembered that I had my Samsung 4G LTE Smart phone on me, to tell my parents when I was driving  home from my friends  party. Then I discovered, a shiny small blue pop tab from a Bud Light beer can. This helped me to remember that they served beer at the party, and I must have had a few. Then I discovered my Blue Toyota Camry car keys, which led me to realize that I drove myself home after drinking those beers. After the car keys, I found a DUI ticket that cost 12,000 dollars.  So that means I must have been stopped by a police man on the way home, for driving after consuming alcohol. So, they  must have found me going under the speed limit and pulled me over. Then, they must have brought me to the jail and locked me up.  I also found a melted milk chocolate Hershey Kiss in my Hollister jacket pocket.  This led me to remember, that I had some at the party and must have forgotten I had put one in my pocket to have later. So that left me with a very sticky jacket pocket. After I found all the items, I remembered why I ended up in jail. I got arrested for driving after I consumed alcohol. So that was my punishment for making the decision to drive home after having those drinks.